Facing up to Hadfield, a real McCoy

“MAJOR SPACE PEEP”

“I think you’d like this book,” my wife Helena said, adding, “it’s inspirational.” And then she felt obliged to add, “he has accomplished so much!”

Helena was referring to a “An Astronaut’s Guide to Life,” by Canada’s favourite regular guy, Commander Colonel Chris Hadfield.

And my response was: “What is the possible upside to my reading Hadfield’s story?” Not that I have anything against Canada’s most notoriously terrific man, per se. It’s just that he happens to be, like, perfect.

Chris Hadfield is:

A) A astronaut: When you’re a astronaut you don’t have to follow rules, even grammatical ones. Hadfield also creates art so pretty I’d put it up on my wall.

MINI-ME: And the mini missus

B) Funny as heck: The following’s from his website: “A moustache can tell you a lot about a man. When properly administered, it can say ‘this man has commanded spacecraft’, ‘this man escorted Soviet bombers out of Canadian airspace,’ or ‘this man lived in a research vessel at the bottom of the ocean.’ These can be tall orders to live up to–having a moustache is a big responsibility;'”


C) Everything else, besides:  Husband, dad, athlete, the whole megillah. He’s written a children’s book called The Darkest Dark. He has an album out, “Space Sessions; Songs from a Tin Can,” which contains the Neil Youngish  “Beyond the Terra.”

D) So maybe I’m Just Jealous: Moi? Envious of Monsieur Perfect? I know what you’re going to say. “Pete you’ve written songs, too.”  And I thank you for that, but did I mention the line of mini-Commander Hadfield toys?

E) Don’t you remember the bobble-head of you and Helena that your daughters Ev and Ria commissioned? Still.

SIR DICK: Once a knight’s enough

F) Hadfield’s younger than me: Not that much younger…

G) So you’re probably doing okay: Seems so. Maybe the astronaut’s not flawless after all. Helena might be right. I hate when that happens.

H) Richard Branson: Why’d you have to go bring HIM into this conversation? Just when I was coming around on Hadfield.

I) Still ain’t reading his book.